I’ve spent so much time working on stuff for the store and costumes for other people that I didn’t have time to make my own.
So I made this hat.
And now I love it.
We’re getting married.
I’m going to be Lady Enderman.
THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.
Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled!
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?
Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!!
Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.
Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.
If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.
Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!
Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!!
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—
…! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books?
While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.
They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.
At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.
I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.
(W-wait, but I’m not—)
I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!
We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.
Photo Close-up added to the court record!
As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!
And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!
And there’s more!
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
"Your address is [address], right?"
“Jeff’s dropping stuff off.”
“Oh, because he could just drop himself off. Like hi Geoff. Millie. Griffon. Sup?”
(We have a beautiful booth, do we not?
So I took that nap.
Actually I went upstairs to play some videogames to maybe wake myself up and fell asleep with the controller in hand. Dad came up after Bob left and peeked in on me, accidentally waking me up.
And now I am cutting fabric again.
You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.
no I did
Now my tumblr is perfect.
i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre
like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish
the answer is probably yes
headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing
and he never knows what he’s looking for
Let’s play a game.
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you are adorable and amusing
(also is killing people a recreational activity?)
..???? i guess you can never be to careful
i think i’m also eridan sexual
WHAT THE FUCK
i’ll pay when i get home
WHY U DO DIS
HOW DO I ADULTHOOD
LOOK AT THEIR FACES I JUST
because fantasy is all about the taboo
..???? i guess you can never be to careful
#”do you really want to make out in front of the photographer?”
#Also I think Lyx already named our kids for us
[holy shit this one is old! toxicure hasn’t been lyxan in a looooooong time]
#(I spend more time sobbing and worrying about money than enjoying myself doing what I love to do)
#WHEN GRACE AND SAM ARE PUT IN THE SAME SENTENCE I AUTOMATICALLY THINK OF ME
#(wait… why do we have a hunting magazine from 1988??)
#how many years has it been now?
#LOOK AT IT
#(quotes because that’s the common date for our earliest recognizable manuscripts)
#Never done one of these before…
It is April 22nd.
In 18 months (October 22, 2015) I will turn 30.
That is a weird fucking feeling.
seriously tempted to make a queen lindsay costume…
…even thought pretty much NO ONE has made a full costume ref for her.
I may just have to play around with my patterns. it should only take half a day or so… maybe. hopefully. er.
[has not been able to sew for a day]
[still has to finish Rachel’s costume]
[sees super complex AU outfit]
oooooh I wonder if I can make that in a day??
[spends approximately half an hour debating with self before deciding to be smart and no]
speaking of cons, I’m very tired after driving 6 hours for MTAC this weekend, so just posting this as is. If you have questions feel free to message me and I’ll answer them publicly (unless you specify otherwise.)