THEME BY PISTACHI-O

commerical grade sewing machines: not as expensive as I thought

still pretty expensive

Just knocked all of the projects off my desk.

I think that’s a good sign that it’s time for a break/sleep

just going to finish this beer first…

It’s easy to tell when it’s night in my village, even when working in my basement.

All the fucking villagers invade my house.

Oh hey right Flight Rising is open to new people today. Thaaaaaaat’s why it’s so slow. 3500 people is way more online than usual…

I don’t normally post flight rising stuff on this blog (I have avoidnation for that), but if any of my followers are on it and wanna be friends and such I am also rennegades over there. 

What no

Body stop it

Stop it right now

Sick is bad

I don’t have time to be sick dammit

deadman-steven:

aristtaroxxx:

Digging a hole in your dash.

You little shit.

deadman-steven:

aristtaroxxx:

Digging a hole in your dash.

You little shit.

"Ha ha! I’m trusted! What a stupid mistake that was!"
- toxicure

  • Wazy: We are the opposite of gay porn! We are a misogynist heterosexual married couple!
  • Sam: Wait, did you say misogynist?
  • Matt: I'm not misogynist!
  • Wazy: huh? That's not the word? What's the word?
  • Matt: Monogamist.

"To get into catholic school you have to be related to Jesus. Fact."
- toxicure

zweilous:

these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon
TERMS/CONDITIONS:
reblog this post. no likes
the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
winners will have around 36 hours to respond
feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first
POKEMON:
chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)

zweilous:

these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon

TERMS/CONDITIONS:

  • reblog this post. no likes
  • the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
  • i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
  • you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
  • all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
  • winners will have around 36 hours to respond

feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first

POKEMON:

chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)
fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)
mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)
murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)
totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)

Oh oh oh!!!

Better than pictures and meatspin: an entire paid site for drawings of tits by me. One directory of stupid undetailed doodles of human breast areas, and one directory of attempted photorealism bird drawings.

An entire site of my tits :D

3am ideas are the best ideas.

I have a project in mind that I will be working on after CCE, that will doubtless result in Angry Male Gamer Syndrome.

Seriously tempted to set up a pay site for the inevitable misogynistic commentary. Get me some coin out of it, y’know? (“The phrase is sex sells, not sex for free. Your credit card number is required.”)

My internal debate is really just this: should it be a pay site that shows a variety of tits-the-adorable-birds from around the world or a redirect to meatspin?

elvishmischief:

Also got a Team Nice Dynamite message with them being dorks. Like always.